I'm a copywriter, concept coordinator, media fiend, and dark chocolate enthusiast. I can sculpt a headline, plan a campaign, direct a commercial, and I latch onto social media like a data-deprived barnacle.

I grew up in a PC household but met a Mac in college and never looked back. My family still won't talk to me.

Okay, that isn't true. Technically, my family and I all use PCs. It's really a difference in operating systems.

I'm, um, a bit of a geek.

I recently moved from New York to Texas. Lucky for you, I'm easily storable in overhead compartments for travel!

(Sometimes, when Photoshop is out with the girls, I meet CSS and Illustrator for drinks. Life is too short, you know?)

I like history a little too much.

Meeting me can be a bit of an experience. Here are some conversation starters to help you along:

"When were you first published?"

"What is your sign name and what does it mean?"

"What do you have against Ulysses S Grant?"

"Please stop dancing."